Long Jokes

"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
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