Long Jokes

My ears are not the only things that are long!
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I am the drug of your dreams, I got a long duration of action.
I am a pharmacist, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
My flag will never fly at half mast as long you're around.
I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
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