Long Jokes

Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
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