Long

"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Noel Coward
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”
Chris Rock
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
Why did the train have to rush to the bathroom?
It’s been toot toot tootin all day long!
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween? They only run a skeleton service.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p.e.n.i.s?
The spine.
I once asked my grandfather how he'd lived so long
He smiled and said; "I sprinkle a little gunpowder on my cereal every morning."

I always thought that was a little weird but he did live a long life and left a great legacy; a thriving career, loving wife, seven children, sixteen grandchildren, two great-grandchildren, and a massive hole in the crematorium wall.
Conductor on a train: “But sir, you cannot travel with this! This is a child’s ticket! You’re at least 19 years old!”
Me: "That's how long your delay was."
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
Why did the Cold War go on for so long?
Because Russia kept Stalin.
A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, why the long phase?”
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.