Lip Jokes

Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was NOT worth the trip.
What is all the fuss about when it comes to men and big boobs? They take alot of lip and they dont talk back.
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
My wife asked me to pass her lip balm.
I gave her superglue instead.
She's still not talking to me.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io
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