Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
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