Lighting Jokes

Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
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