La Jokes

I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
To Marie Antoinette whispered Montesquieu,
“Madame la Reine, do you want to squieu?
I’ll balance your powers
For hours and hours
Until I have bend your hole a-skew.”
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
“In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food."
- Billy Crystal
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