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“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
To Marie Antoinette whispered Montesquieu,
“Madame la Reine, do you want to squieu?
I’ll balance your powers
For hours and hours
Until I have bend your hole a-skew.”
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
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