La Jokes

What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
What’s the best way to serve pi?
A la mode. Anything else is mean.
“In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food."
- Billy Crystal
What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? Depeche a la Mode.
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