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Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
“It’s weird, all those parenting books my wife made me read, and not one ever hinted that I’d have to remind my son not to touch the dog’s butthole.”

- Jr. Williams.
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.”
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
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