Joined

My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army?
I heard he was diploid.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield