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Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army?
I heard he was diploid.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.
They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
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