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Jar

Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
I've just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can't get it out.
I'm in a right pickle!
I've been feeling really down recently so I thought I'd cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich.
But when I picked up the pickle jar, it said "reject if depressed", so now I'm off to take an overdose.
Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver. What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO
As for beauty I am not a star,
There are others much more handsome by far.
But my face - I don't mind it,
For I am behind it,
It's the people in front that I jar.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.