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What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver. What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO
As for beauty I am not a star,
There are others much more handsome by far.
But my face - I don't mind it,
For I am behind it,
It's the people in front that I jar.
I've just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can't get it out.
I'm in a right pickle!
I've been feeling really down recently so I thought I'd cheer myself up by making a nice cheese and pickle sandwich.
But when I picked up the pickle jar, it said "reject if depressed", so now I'm off to take an overdose.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.