Jar Jokes

“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
Why was the jar about to explode?
Cause it was jam-packed!
My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar.
What do you call a stolen jar?
A free mason.
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
An invalid.
My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me
I yelled what the Hellmann?!
My car keeps telling me my door is ajar. It's not a jar you idiot it's a door.
My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldn’t get to the bottom of it
Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
It's half empty.
I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight you’d have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar’s so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
(Irwin Mercer)
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Are you a jar of pickles? Because I'd like to bang you on the counter.
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