Introduced Jokes

Daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no, so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said...
"Then why are you shaking?"
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
When indoor toilets were introduced in Britain, it was considered to be a revo-loo-tionary move.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
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