Introduced

I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no, so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said...
"Then why are you shaking?"
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
When indoor toilets were introduced in Britain, it was considered to be a revo-loo-tionary move.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
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