Imagine Jokes

I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion.
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
Oscar Wilde
“You want to know what it’s like having a fourth kid? Imagine you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby.”

- Jim Gaffigan.
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
I told my wife that I saw a sheep pondering its place in the world.
She asked me, “Can ewe even imagine?”
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
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