Imagine Jokes

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
Oscar Wilde
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
“You want to know what it’s like having a fourth kid? Imagine you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby.”

- Jim Gaffigan.
I told my wife that I saw a sheep pondering its place in the world.
She asked me, “Can ewe even imagine?”
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