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Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free โ€“ I love this new Champagne Diet!
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
I love you and I ainโ€™t lion.
I love you deerly.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
The catโ€™s out of the bag โ€“ I love you purry much.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I love you meow and forever.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I love you dairy much.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
Itโ€™s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you canโ€™t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

letโ€™s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

Itโ€™s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
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