Hung Jokes

The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
A lot of people can't figure out the right way to dry their towels.
It's just something they tend to get hung up on.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater’s been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or—
Huh? You say it’s mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!
(Shel Silverstein)
How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
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