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Hired Jokes

Trumpet Puns
One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Lady whose nose,
Was so long that it reached to her toes;
So she hired an Old Lady,
Whose conduct was steady,
To carry that wonderful nose.
Science Puns
KFC have hired geneticists to edit chicken DNA
Apparently they want something CRISPR.
Sky Puns
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
Tree Puns
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Toilet Puns
What did the toilet say to the urinal after it was hired?
“Urine!”
Garden Puns
I hired a landscape gardener today.
He couldn’t help me — my garden is a portrait.
Theater Puns
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
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