Hired

Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
What did the toilet say to the urinal after it was hired?
“Urine!”
I hired a landscape gardener today.
He couldn’t help me — my garden is a portrait.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
KFC have hired geneticists to edit chicken DNA
Apparently they want something CRISPR.
There was a Young Lady whose nose,
Was so long that it reached to her toes;
So she hired an Old Lady,
Whose conduct was steady,
To carry that wonderful nose.
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
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