Hired Jokes

There was a Young Lady whose nose,
Was so long that it reached to her toes;
So she hired an Old Lady,
Whose conduct was steady,
To carry that wonderful nose.
KFC have hired geneticists to edit chicken DNA
Apparently they want something CRISPR.
One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
It was overcast.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
What did the toilet say to the urinal after it was hired?
“Urine!”
I hired a landscape gardener today.
He couldn’t help me — my garden is a portrait.
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