Hare Jokes

What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How do rabbits travel?

On hareplanes!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
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