Grew Jokes

Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
A lad and a lass from Aberystwyth
United the lips that they kystwyth.
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
And played with the things that they pystwyth.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
"IT’S A LIEEEEE!!"
“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.”
Bob Hope
So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Somebody asked, "Were you always this tall?". So I replied, "Nope, I started short but grew unlike you".
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
when you kissed me
I immediately grew.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
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