A lad and a lass from Aberystwyth
United the lips that they kystwyth.
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
And played with the things that they pystwyth.

Flower Pick Up Lines

If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.

Nose Puns

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
"IT’S A LIEEEEE!!"

Quotes

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.”
Bob Hope

Head Puns

So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me.

Frankenstein Puns

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!

Funny Tall People Insults & Comebacks

Somebody asked, "Were you always this tall?". So I replied, "Nope, I started short but grew unlike you".

Ocean Puns

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.

Garden Puns

I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.

Hair Puns

I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.

I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.

I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.

Dirty Roses are Red Violets are Blue Jokes

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
when you kissed me
I immediately grew.

Cherry Puns

I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.

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