A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
There once was a fly on the wall,
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck,
Or was it just luck,
Or does gravity miss things so small?
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.