Google Jokes

Knock Knock!
Whoโ€™s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
"That's just spam."
I got an e-mail saying โ€œAt Google Earth, we can even read maps backwardsโ€, and I thought...
โ€œThatโ€™s just spam.โ€
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
โ€œThatโ€™s just spam.โ€
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
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