Google

I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
"That's just spam."
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought...
“That’s just spam.”