Google

I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought...
“That’s just spam.”
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
"That's just spam."
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.