Google

What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought...
“That’s just spam.”
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
"That's just spam."
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.