Google

I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
"That's just spam."
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What did the turkey say to the computer? "Google, google, google!"
I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought...
“That’s just spam.”
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.