Going Jokes

What are you going for tonight: thighs or breasts?
I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….
I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?
Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight.
What size shoes do you wear? I’m going to guess size sexy!
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
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