Going

I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug.’
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
What can I say? I enjoy going to court.
So sue me.
I bought a second hand time machine the other day.
They don't make them like they're going to.
Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."