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Gods Jokes

Dad Puns
My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry
Me: It’s a sacrifice to the dryer gods.
My dad: It’s a sockrifice.
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Greece Puns
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Fire Puns
I stole fire from the gods.
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
Ancient Rome Puns
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Funny Animal Quotes
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
April Fools Jokes
Surviving an attempted murder on April 1st.
Is just gods way of saying "April Fools"
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