We child-proofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.'

'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down.'
I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns…but I keep getting side tracked.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Enough of the Corona virus jokes
We're all getting sick of them!
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits into your wife’s clothes.
My girlfriend said we aren't getting married until she has a pear shape
It's the reason we cantaloupe
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
I lost my memory after getting hit on the head by a boomerang.
It's all coming back to me now.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
George Burns
I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!

But it didn't effect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me...
Why did the engineering students leave class early? They were getting a little ANSI.