Getting Jokes

I C Major potential in us getting together.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
What is everyone getting for completing No Nut November?
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks." - Joel Plaskett
"You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
"You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work." - Hy Gardner
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns
“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” - Andy Rooney
"People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." - George Burns
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." – Bob Hope
“You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.”
― Unknown
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