I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform. She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?" "No we need bread!"
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
I HATE when homeless people shake their cans of change at me. I get it, you have more money than me, you don't have to show off.
My wife treats me like a God – every evening at dinner I get a burnt offering.
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