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I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
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