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Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
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