Gave Jokes

If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
I gave my dad a mug for his birthday
It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said
“Just-ice has been served”
They’ve started a collection to open a pool near me. I gave them a glass of water.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
If I had a nickel for every time I gave someone my two cents...
I'd have 60% gross margins.
I asked the staff at my local garden center what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plume…
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
I had one nutty nightmare last night, it gave me a kola sweat.
The nut gave her boyfriend the kola shoulder for missing their date.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
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