I gave my dad a mug for his birthday
It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said
“Just-ice has been served”
They’ve started a collection to open a pool near me. I gave them a glass of water.