Gave

My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him a dollar.
Then I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital
Her husband named the kid Carson.
The nurse in the hospital gave me an entire crate of the wrong medicine AND it was outdated! I almost died!
I got a bad case of poison I.V.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place.
I went to see my Doctor this morning and told him "The tablets you gave me to stop me shrinking aren't working".
He said, “You'll just have to be a little patient then”.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.