Gave

I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
I saw a homeless dude and gave him a dollar.
Then I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
I went to see my Doctor this morning and told him "The tablets you gave me to stop me shrinking aren't working".
He said, “You'll just have to be a little patient then”.
My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday.
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital
Her husband named the kid Carson.
The nurse in the hospital gave me an entire crate of the wrong medicine AND it was outdated! I almost died!
I got a bad case of poison I.V.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”