Gave

My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital
Her husband named the kid Carson.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
My dad gave me a Walmart gift card for my birthday.
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
I went to see my Doctor this morning and told him "The tablets you gave me to stop me shrinking aren't working".
He said, “You'll just have to be a little patient then”.
The nurse in the hospital gave me an entire crate of the wrong medicine AND it was outdated! I almost died!
I got a bad case of poison I.V.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him a dollar.
Then I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.