Gain Jokes

Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
Whizdom
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
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