Forth Jokes

I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not.
I go back and forth on them
โ€œBreaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You canโ€™t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.โ€
Jerry Seinfeld
"I whip my hare back and forth."
And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
A man visits a televangelist and asks him to help him with his hearing. The televangelist grabs his heads and violently shakes it back and forth for several minutes, screaming and shouting. After the violent gesture ends the televangelist looks at him and says, โ€œHow is your hearing?โ€

The man replies, โ€œI donโ€™t know yet. Itโ€™s not until next Monday at 12:00.โ€
As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply.
After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them, โ€œWhy arenโ€™t you multiplying?โ€
The snakes replied, โ€œWe canโ€™t, weโ€™re adders.โ€
Snow on and snow forth.
Snow on and snow forth.
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