Forth Jokes

I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not.
I go back and forth on them
"I whip my hare back and forth."
“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
Jerry Seinfeld
A man visits a televangelist and asks him to help him with his hearing. The televangelist grabs his heads and violently shakes it back and forth for several minutes, screaming and shouting. After the violent gesture ends the televangelist looks at him and says, “How is your hearing?”

The man replies, “I don’t know yet. It’s not until next Monday at 12:00.”
As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply.
After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them, “Why aren’t you multiplying?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”
Snow on and snow forth.
Snow on and snow forth.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
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