Floating Jokes

Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob.
Summer is just floating by.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
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