Floating Jokes

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Summer is just floating by.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
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