Floating Jokes

This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob.
Summer is just floating by.
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