Figured

Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the hairs in my nose.
My girlfriend sat and glared at me.
Somehow my fault I suppose.

It was my idea to take the ride,
But how was I to know?
It really wasn't in my plans;
Didn't know the horse would blow.

The noise and the smell were bad enough,
As the wind blew quickly by.
But I think the very worst of it,
Was the brown stuff in my eye.

My girlfriend's face turned angry red.
So I figured I wouldn't dare,
Advise her of the smelly pieces
Of horse stuff in her hair.

The horse finally stopped; my girl ran away,
Stubbornly lifting her chin.
I think that horse was enjoying himself,
Cause I'm sure I saw him grin.

A lesson learned for me today.
Although I must confess,
I laughed so hard I nearly cried
As I wiped away the mess.

(by Annabel Sheila)
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
A girl asked if I was into S&M. I don't really know a lot about music, but she was cute so I said "sure."
She must have figured out I was lying because she beat the hell out of me.