Feelings Jokes

All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.”—Richard Pryor
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
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