Favor Jokes

What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
"There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it." - Patrick Moore
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. -- Mark Twain
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?

He was attacked by a Pil-grammar nazi.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
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