Exist Jokes

Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
“The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man, it is to know that and to wonder at it.”

- Jacques Yves Cousteau.
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
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