Exist Jokes

"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man, it is to know that and to wonder at it.”

- Jacques Yves Cousteau.
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