Everyday Jokes

I wish I could be ugly for one day.
I hate being ugly everyday.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
On Halloween, I will be wearing a normal everyday T-Shirt
I'll be going as a Casualty
What do you call an everyday potato? A commen-tater.
Everyday for lunch I like to eat two pears, and my dad knows this.
One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.

“What are you doing?” I asked him.

“Preparing.”
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
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