Escape Jokes

Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
He was foiled.
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
Chuck Norris fell into a black hole.
The black hole couldn't escape.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Prisoner: "I’m sorry I tried to escape."
Guard: "I’m not mad, just… disappointed."

Remember, kids, never let your guard down.
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
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