Elvis Jokes

I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What is a butcherโ€™s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
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