Draft Jokes

What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
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There's clearly a draft in there.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.

The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
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