Dictionary

Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.