Decisions Jokes

Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
"I make pour decisions."
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