Da Jokes

Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
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