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Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.
And an argument in the Middle East.
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.