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Correct Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written.
Fire Puns
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Lemon Puns
What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
Hummus Puns
What is the correct answer to Hummus?
A cow.
Computer Puns
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Funny Insults for Short People
Everyone knows that it is easier to bury short people. All you need to do is find the correct shoe box.
Dirty Short Jokes
After se* last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”
Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.
April Fools Jokes
April Fools Day: The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
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