Correct

What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written.
After se* last night my new girlfriend snuggled up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”
Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.