Cooked Jokes

My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.

*Baste on a True Story...*
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
The woman behind the counter asked me, "How would you like your eggs cooked."
I said, "Does it affect the price?"
"No, not at all." she replied.
I said, "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
I was serving my friend a roast in my tiny shoebox apartment. He boasted that he could cook the same dish in a mere two hours...
But I cooked it in a minute flat.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
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