Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Yo Mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple. -- Thomas Paine
What’s the best way to find a truly committed man?
Visit the closest mental hospital.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.