Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What’s the best way to find a truly committed man?
Visit the closest mental hospital.
Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple. -- Thomas Paine
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
Yo Mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.