Come Jokes

Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
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