Come Jokes

I'll be home for Christmasโ€”and I want you to come with me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Starlight, Starbright, why donโ€™t you come home with me tonight!
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Whyโ€™d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
"Wisdom doesnโ€™t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
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