Come Jokes

"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Want to come over later and help me shuck?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
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