Colleague

What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”
Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.