Colleague Jokes

My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”
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