โThe best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.โ
- Dorothy Parker.
โI feel very blessed to have two wonderful, healthy children who keep me completely grounded, sane, and throw up on my shoes just before I go to an awards show just so I know to keep it real.โ
- Reese Witherspoon.
โIn general my children refuse to eat anything that hasnโt danced in television.โ
- Erma Bombeck.
โHaving children is like living in a frat house โ nobody sleeps, everything s broken, and thereโs a lot of throwing up.โ
- Ray Romano.
โWhen your children are teenagers, itโs important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.โ
- Nora Ephron.
โAll of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.โ
- Erma Bombeck.
โMother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.โ
- William Galvin.
โMother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.โ
- William Galvin.
โAlways be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.โ
- Phyllis Diller.
โNever have more children than you have car windows.โ
- Erma Bombeck
โYou know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where theyโre going.โ
โP. J. OโRourke
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