Cause Jokes

I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want sโ€™more.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you wi-fi? Cause Iโ€™m totally feeling a connection.
This must be decaf, cause youโ€™re just dreamy!
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause youโ€™re giving me wood.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause Iโ€™m checking you out.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
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