Cause Jokes

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
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