Cause

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Fish taco says why don't you want to taco about it And the nacho says cause I'm nacho friend.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space]
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.