Cause Jokes

Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want sโ€™more.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you wi-fi? Cause Iโ€™m totally feeling a connection.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause Iโ€™m checking you out.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause youโ€™re giving me wood.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
This must be decaf, cause youโ€™re just dreamy!
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