Cause Jokes

Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
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