A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it:
Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Guy: "Whats the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: OMG, and the good news?
Doc: You now have a tic tac toe.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
You're so ugly at Halloween kids give YOU candy.
The Special Gift
The Special Gift On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?" Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What did the doctor give the lollipop when he broke his leg
A candy cane.