Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.