Candles

What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
More candles means a bigger wish!
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
You know you are getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
it was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”.
The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face.
“What’s the matter,” he asks.
“My wish didn’t work.” she replies.
“How do you know already?” he enquires.
“You’re still here.”
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
It was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.