Calendar Jokes

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
What the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates.
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
With a calendar, your days are numbered.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.
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