Cabinet Jokes

What did Papa cabinet advise to his Son cabinet before his first date?
"Just be youshelf"
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it.
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out... it was a safe purchase.
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet?
Sorry, that's glassified.
The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
Why did the little boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because he heard there were sleeping pills in there.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Be careful what you say about those plates in the cabinet.
They're stacked.
As my wife opened the cabinet, a coffee cup crashed on her head.
It's awful to see someone you love get mugged.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
My Grandad always said, “As one door closes, another one opens.”
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
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