Buried Jokes

I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all.
Why is the fireman buried on the top of the hill?
Because he is dead.
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
Because X marks the spot
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
"Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again."
- Henry Beard
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
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