Buried Jokes

Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
Because X marks the spot
Why is the fireman buried on the top of the hill?
Because he is dead.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
"Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again."
- Henry Beard
I decided to try growing pot...
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all.
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