Britain

A painter who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
The knife that Abraham used to kill Isaac has been found in Britain.
Apparently, it was a Dyson.