Britain Jokes

What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
A painter who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
The knife that Abraham used to kill Isaac has been found in Britain.
Apparently, it was a Dyson.
When indoor toilets were introduced in Britain, it was considered to be a revo-loo-tionary move.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
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