Britain

Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
The knife that Abraham used to kill Isaac has been found in Britain.
Apparently, it was a Dyson.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
A painter who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.