Breast Jokes

A recent finding by statisticians found that the average human has one breast and one testicle.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The worldโ€™s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
Itโ€™s forever burned in her mammary.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
I came home and found my wife naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast.
She said she was a t-cup.
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