Breast Jokes

A recent finding by statisticians found that the average human has one breast and one testicle.
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
I came home and found my wife naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast.
She said she was a t-cup.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
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